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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."But she did.
I went to a fancy dress party in nothing but a pair of Y-fronts and when the hostess asked me what I was supposed to be I told her "a premature ejaculation"."A what?", said she."I've just come in my pants"