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Offline Baloo

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dead traffic warden
« on: May 04, 2012, 03:17:01 PM »
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground, at the traffic wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "im not dead im not dead let me out" to which the smiling vicar replied "too late pal the paperwork's already done !

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Re: dead traffic warden
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 03:21:45 PM »
I went to a fancy dress party in nothing but a pair of Y-fronts and when the hostess asked me what I was supposed to be I told her "a premature ejaculation".
"A what?", said she.
"I've just come in my pants"

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Re: dead traffic warden
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 03:24:18 PM »

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Re: dead traffic warden
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 03:31:59 PM »
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.   :o :o :o :o

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Re: dead traffic warden
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 03:43:51 PM »
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.   :o :o :o :o
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

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Re: dead traffic warden
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 03:44:32 PM »
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

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Re: dead traffic warden
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2012, 05:23:51 PM »

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Re: dead traffic warden
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2012, 05:25:06 PM »
I went to a fancy dress party in nothing but a pair of Y-fronts and when the hostess asked me what I was supposed to be I told her "a premature ejaculation".
"A what?", said she.
"I've just come in my pants"
OMG! eyes eyes eyes