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Offline fabr

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Believable Fairy Tale
« on: January 02, 2009, 05:59:29 AM »

  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'  So he rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and built buggies and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.And the guy lived happily ever after.
                          THE END
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2009, 06:05:10 AM »
That may be the first thing you've said that everyone can agree is believeable. ff:
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2009, 06:12:39 AM »
FINALLY something we can agree on? NOPE,I'm one of the lucky ones.Got a good wife that doesn't feel the right to dictate shit to me.SO ,NOPE,we don't all agree.Just most of you unlucky suckers will though!LOL!!!!
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I participate in your fantasy"

Offline Boostinjdm

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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2009, 06:31:22 AM »
I just said it was a believeable story. Is today really only friday?  I thought it was saturday, but I guess that's what I get for not having a job to tell me what day it is.
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2009, 06:33:38 AM »
Yeah,rub it in !
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I participate in your fantasy"

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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2009, 06:36:58 AM »
I'm with Fabr,
 Specinator is one good shit...I'm lucky to have her (she might be reading this) ;D
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2009, 06:38:25 AM »
It's not all good, just mostly.  No job=no income, and I am remodeling my house. So that puts the kabash on toys.   For now.... If I ever get this place done I can sell it and then it's play time.
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2009, 06:40:29 AM »
Ya.I know,I was just being a smartass.Imagine that!
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I participate in your fantasy"

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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2009, 06:42:49 AM »
What the hell prompted this thread anyway?  You must be bored. 
I just want to say I blame all of you for my house not being done.  If you wouldn't talk to me, I could actually get something accomplished.
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2009, 06:46:34 AM »
Thank you.You're welcome! Hehehe
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I participate in your fantasy"

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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2009, 07:43:35 AM »
Maybe this will help ;D
QUIT BANGEN ON THAT DAMN KEYBOARD AND GET SOME WORK DONE
It doesn't work for the Secinator either :P
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2009, 07:48:26 AM »
I'm just going to tell the GF that I had to keep talking to you old fookers so you wouldn't be lonely, and confused.
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2009, 07:57:45 AM »
That's US
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Re: Believable Fairy Tale
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2009, 08:14:39 AM »
Quote from: Boostinjdm on January 02, 2009, 07:48:26 AM
I'm just going to tell the GF that I had to keep talking to you old fookers so you wouldn't be lonely, and confused.

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