The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bendsover to place her ball, a gust
of wind blows her skirtup and reveals her lack of underwear.'Good God, woman! Why
aren't you wearing anyskivvies?', Ole demanded.Well, you don't give me enough
housekeeping money to afford any.'The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket
andsays, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go andbuy yourself some
underwear.'Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ballon the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she,too, is wearing no undies.woman! You've no knickers.
Why not?'She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'Patrick reaches
into his pocket and says , 'For thesake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself
someunderwear!'Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takesher skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.Aggie! Where ta friggin
hell are yer drawers?'She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money tabe able ta
affarrd any.'The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well,fer the love 'o
decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.
