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artie on edge

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All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« on: May 15, 2009, 04:02:38 PM »
Guys, I feel a plea coming for some recognition.


Im lonely.

I live near a freakin ice cube millions of miles across.... and you guys NEVER drop in.....

Most of my wildlife is tryin to kill and/or eat me....

I have the worlds best beer and beaches... yet.... despite all this attention, Im still lonely.

If you guys really WERE mates, you'd smite me (set your alarms, come back in an hour and smite me agan), Please?

Just a little show of affection like a small smite? Surely that wouldnt cost you much (liken this to a Labrador waiting for a pat on the head)?

Smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me,

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 04:21:44 PM »
FOOKERS BEEN SMITEN ME.....
And I haven't even said nuttin shitty ;D
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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 04:40:21 PM »
Guys, I feel a plea coming for some recognition.


Im lonely.



Smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me, smite me,

I think the problem here is that we view you like a toothless dog.  No need to smite the harmless. 
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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 05:51:41 PM »
Here's another one for ya

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 07:58:49 PM »
Keep trying-you might catch me. ;D ;D I feel the LOOOOOVE!!!!!!
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the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 10:21:11 PM »
where the hell are all mine comming from? I thought I was helping people here. Must be from the few I have pissed off. Oh well Ill get over it within the year  ;D  :P

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 11:15:56 AM »
consider yourself smitten! 8)

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 01:05:06 PM »
I don't even know what the eff that word means.......

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2009, 01:11:28 PM »
Use the force Luke......   ::)

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artie on edge

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2009, 03:57:15 PM »
I think the problem here is that we view you like a toothless dog.  No need to smite the harmless.

Oh Yum Yum, you miss the point..I may be a toothless dog, BUT I have a secret weapon!

Many years ago we bred a strain of cute lil puppies and shipped em out all over the world...soon, very soon they will rise and bite the arses of americans everywhere....!!!

In case your wondering Ill give you a clue they are reddish in colour and sleep with their heads in their food bowls.... ha ha ha (maniacal laugh sound playing at this point).

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artie on edge

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 04:00:05 PM »
Keep trying-you might catch me.

Im startin to doubt it...grumble mumble... :-\

artie on edge

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2009, 04:00:35 PM »
I feel the LOOOOOVE!!!!!!

Damn Im jealous..... ;D ;D ;D

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2009, 04:01:33 PM »
consider yourself smitten! 8)

Thank you BC, I feel a heap better this morning......  :-*

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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2009, 07:44:52 PM »
So your the one. My neighbor has one of those dogs. It tried to bite my daughter as we walked by. I thought I was going to feed it a number 13. Consider yourself smited. lol
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Re: All alone way down here near Antarctica.....
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2009, 08:42:00 PM »
I feel a smiten bug coning on

 

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