I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 75 mph
With her Face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
for a couple seconds,
And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much --I dropped
My electric shaver ,
which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In allthe confusion of trying to straighten out the car,
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear,which fell,
into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jimand the Twins,
ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
