Son of a Bitch - No not about trojan....

[artie on edge]

Could call him  ARTIE!

I like that!!! And the lil fella IS an Aussie isnt he? Bugga off Trojan, im his godfather now....

You will find that he is a very loyal and protective dog. We had one on the farm (a bitch) and my baby sister was in her basinet on teh verandah and ours wouldnt let mum near her, growlin and carrying on at mum... until she could chase the snake away that was under the crib then she couldnt drag mum over to her fast enough... Whne my sis passed away the dog fretted to death... Sue is still an historic member of our family and that was 45 years ago...

[artie on edge]

We call them red heelers or red cattle dogs (what they were bred for) there is a blue heeler as well but they tend to be a bit sneaky (generally)

They are called heelers due to their disposition to snap and bite at heels (mainly cattle but human 'cattle' as well. I been done by one still got the scar... GREAT DOGS! 

[trojan]

Red or Blue, as they get older they get "their own ideas" or "sneaky" or "down right ornery"....

Appreciating that, it has to be "trojan"....
"Artie" is just too polite

[artie on edge]

No no no no...Fabr thinks Artie. He's Admin, therefore he's the 'System', you cant go against the 'System'...

Besides, you aint so tough! You like to think you get respect in tha hood cuz everyones scared of ya.... well I know for a fact that you feed other peoples goldfish WITHOUT being asked (while they're not watching).... so just HOW tough is that ya big sheila?

[SPEC]

No no no no...Fabr thinks Artie. He's Admin, therefore he's the 'System', you cant go against the 'System'...

Besides, you aint so tough! You like to think you get respect in tha hood cuz everyones scared of ya.... well I know for a fact that you feed other peoples goldfish WITHOUT being asked (while they're not watching).... so just HOW tough is that ya big sheila?

Are your Gold fish floating belly up?
 

[Yummi]

What do you call the HOTTIE

"Daughter"......... :P




(Yes she is a hottie! and a real good kid to boot - she is off to Northern Arizona University - NAU - next year - guess my money is off to NAU as well?)




His dad is a blue his mom is a red.  With some luck he will have a bit of both in him. 

I was thinking of this for a name? Yobbo   Any of you in the know care to tell me the pronunciation of that? 

[Admin]

Well what does the Daughter want to call him? How about Obama? 

[Yummi]

I might have to him them......

[Admin]

well he is a heeler "heel biter" so the same certainly is fitting..

[artie on edge]

[trojan]

Firstly he's a Queensland healer not a NSW healer.... So it don't matter what Fab says

OK Suggestions....
Mate: your friend, not merely an acquaintance
Cobber: your good mate
Digger: Aussie soldier, probably a cobber
Bugger: 1.cheeky 2. similar to bastard but not so harsh. 3. an exclamation of surprise and disappointment
Larrikin: a funny bugger.
Ocker: Australian with little social graces. A larrikin.
Aussie: Australian (note CORRECT spelling you yanks)
Bastard : term of endearment eg Artie
Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living
Billy : 1. teapot. Container for boiling water. 2. a bong, from billabong.
Bitzer : mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that)
Bloke: male
Blowie : blow fly
Bludger : lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things
Blue : fight ("he was having a blue with his wife")
K'noath: abbreviation of "by my fxxking oath", absolutely (fair dinkum) serious
Bogan : person who takes little pride in his appearance, spends his days slacking and drinking beer see: yobbo
Bonzer : great, ripper
Boomer : a large male kangaroo
Bottler : something excellent
Brizzie : Brisbane, state capital of Queensland
Brumby : a wild horse
Bundy : short for Bundaberg, Queensland, and the brand of rum that's made there
Bunyip : mythical outback creature
Bushie : someone who lives in the Bush
Bushranger : highwayman, outlaw eg: Ned Kelly, Ben Hall
Chunder : vomit
Cockie : 1. Abrv of Cocatoo (a parrot) 2. farmer 3. bold/full of confidence
gutser : make a bad mistake, have an accident
Corker : something excellent.
Dag : a funny person, nerd, goof
Dingo: they eat babies?
Dill : an idiot
Dinkum, fair dinkum : true, real, genuine ("I'm a dinkum Aussie"; "is he fair dinkum?")
Dinky-di : the real thing, genuine
Dipstick : a loser, idiot
Donger : 1. penis 2. workman's hut/accommodation.
Doodle : penis
Drongo : a dope, stupid person
Dropkick : see 'dipstick'
Duffer: dim but innocent.
Dunny : outside lavatory
Esky : large insulated food/drink container for picnics, barbecues etc.
Fair dinkum : true, genuine
Franger : condom
Freckle : anus
Galah : fool, silly person. Named after the bird of the same name because of its antics and the noise it makes
Grog : liquor, beer ("bring your own grog, you bludger")
Grouse (adj.) : great, terrific, very good
Hoon : hooligan
Jackaroo : a male station hand (a station is a big farm/grazing property)
Joey : baby kangaroo
Jumbuck : sheep
Lair : a flashily dressed young man of brash and vulgar behaviour
Middy : 285 ml beer glass in New South Wales
Nipper : 1. child 2. young surf lifesaver
Prezzy : present, gift
Ratbag : 1. cheeky, mischievous 2. mild insult
Ridgy-didge : original, genuine
Ripper : great, fantastic
Rollie : a cigarette that you roll yourself
Roo : kangaroo
Shout : turn to buy - a round of drinks usually ("it's your shout")
Slab : a carton of 24 bottles or cans of beer
Smoko : smoke or coffee break
Snag : a sausage
Spunk : 1. a good looking person (of either sex) 2. seamen
Squizz (noun) : look - "take a squizz at this"
Strewth : exclamation, mild oath ("Strewth, that Artie is a bonzer bloke")
Stubby : a 375ml. beer bottle
Swag : rolled up bedding etc. carried by a swagman
Swaggie : swagman
Swagman : tramp, hobo
Tinny : 1. can of beer 2.  small aluminium boat
Ute : utility vehicle, pickup truck
Wombat : somebody who eats, roots and leaves (see also root)
Yabby : inland freshwater crayfish found in Australia (Cherax destructor)
Yakka : work (noun)


If that's not enough... name the little bastard ya self ya bludger!

(the spell  checker went a little ape shit )

[trojan]

"Daughter"......... :P

(Yes she is a hottie! and a real good kid to boot - she is off to Northern Arizona University - NAU - next year - guess my money is off to NAU as well?)

Mate, Cobber, Pal... Brisbane Uni has just been rated the best in the world... and it's free
An international education is the ticket to a well rounded individual, just ask Fab.
We'll look after her like "family", don't worry

[fabr]

 

[Yummi]

We'll look after her like "family", don't worry

I hear a Jerry Lee Lewis song playing.....

[artie on edge]

Well Trojan started this...another lesson in Aussie (wonderland - 101) speak...

You know you're Australian if.....

1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".

2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.

3. You think it's normal to have a Prime Minister called Kevin.

4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.

5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.

6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.

7. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.

8. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.

9. You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".

10. You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff".

11. You believe the "L" in the word "Australia" is optional.

12. You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."

13. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

14. You call your best friend "a total ba$tard" but someone you really, truly despise is just "a bit of a ba$tard".

15. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.

16. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.

17. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.

18. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

19. You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread.

20. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.

21. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says "cobber".

22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.

23. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.

24. You still don't get why the "Labor" in "Australian Labor Party" is not spelt with a "u".

25. You wear ugh boots outside the house.

26. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.

27. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them. (Masterfabr = Fabr?)

28. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.

29. You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "scuse me" is always polite.

30. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.

31. You understand that "you" has a plural and that it's "youse".

32. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

33. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.

34. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call "Anzac cookies".

35. You still think of Kylie as "that girl off Neighbours".

36. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.

37. You believe the phrase "smart casual" refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered.

38. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.

39. When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.

40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.

41. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants.

42. You will immediately forward this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand 

Great shit huh?