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Today's Story
« on: November 21, 2017, 12:11:09 AM »
Today's Story

Jenn says her husband worked with this guy at the high school.

The guy wanted to measure the wall and he asked Mike (my

husband) for some assistance.  Mike said, "why not use the

yardstick over there?"  The guy looked at Mike and, very serious,

said, "I can't use that.  The wall is longer than the yardstick."
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2017, 07:09:03 PM »
I have had more than a few customers like that.  Many years ago a local college higher math instructor came in the store. He was looking at 12"x12" ceiling tiles. He asked me if that meant they were 1 sq foot each. Yes,it is I replied.I swear he then asked me how many it would take to do a 20'x20' room! 5: 5:
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: Today's Story
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2017, 10:12:29 AM »
our shop is located close to unl college........i have dealt with plenty of professors and for this fact alone i not only believe this but can picture it as if i was standing there myself  5: LMAO LMAO 5: our youth don't stand a chance  LMAO
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2017, 05:03:07 PM »
This happened over 30 years ago too.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)