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Offline Baloo

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Wife
« on: April 27, 2012, 02:27:11 PM »
I was thinking of a way of getting my wife more motivated about housework. So I asked a friend of mine.

He said "Just tell her that your brother's wife keeps their house much cleaner than your wife manages to keep yours. Now, you might not see a difference in the first week, may not even see a difference in the second week, but eventually you will see a difference".

So that's what I did.

Now, the first week, he was right. I didn't see a difference.

But the doc said I might be able to see a bit out of one eye next week.

Offline fabr

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Re: Wife
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2012, 07:45:49 AM »
hehehheheeeeee
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but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
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Re: Wife
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2012, 10:27:28 AM »
What ever the answer was.  It sure was not the right one.   rofl LMAO

If I believe I cannot do something it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe that I can, then I acquire the ability to do it , even if I didn't have it at the beginning.

Offline Carlriddle

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Re: Wife
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2012, 12:05:29 PM »
Thats one of those questions to use "man hearing".  Pretend you didn't heart it.  LMAO
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Re: Wife
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 01:04:12 PM »
I changed all the sound files in Freecell to a clip of me saying "You know, you could be cleaning the house".

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Re: Wife
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2012, 06:02:51 PM »
I was thinking of a way of getting my wife more motivated about housework. So I asked a friend of mine.

He said "Just tell her that your brother's wife keeps their house much cleaner than your wife manages to keep yours. Now, you might not see a difference in the first week, may not even see a difference in the second week, but eventually you will see a difference".

So that's what I did.

Now, the first week, he was right. I didn't see a difference.

But the doc said I might be able to see a bit out of one eye next week.
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Offline Dunebound69

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Re: Wife
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2012, 04:15:29 PM »
LOL
Time flies when having rum!
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