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Offline Baloo

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« on: April 05, 2012, 04:00:11 PM »
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."

Offline fabr

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Re: engineers
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2012, 06:41:29 PM »
Sounds like CAD/CAM software engineers for SURE!!!!!
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

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Re: engineers
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2012, 06:56:24 PM »
 :m :m :m :m :m

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Re: engineers
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2012, 11:41:57 PM »