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The female dentist
« on: March 29, 2012, 07:09:22 AM »
 The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
 No way! No needles. I hate needles," the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to
when I pull your tooth.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: The female dentist
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 06:12:01 PM »
OMG!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO