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Offline Baloo

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helicoptor ride
« on: February 03, 2012, 01:10:19 PM »

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Re: helicoptor ride
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 02:23:52 PM »
Murphy arrives home early from work to find his wife in bed with his best friend he loses the plot grabs a revolver and puts it to his own head and is just about to fire when he hears his wife laughing
I don't know what you're laughing at scream Murphy because your next

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Re: helicoptor ride
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 02:28:52 PM »
A Blonde goes to a shop to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.

She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a
hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small. What
room are they for?'

The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.

'The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'

The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows.......
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