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Offline Nutz4sand

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New Job
« on: January 13, 2012, 04:25:48 PM »
N8ball posted this on MBN.  I dunno if its here yet but if not its worth repeating!

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims,shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, " Man... that could have been me !"





So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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Offline fabr

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Re: New Job
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 04:45:44 PM »
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Offline Baloo

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Re: New Job
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 01:49:37 AM »
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Re: New Job
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2012, 02:47:35 AM »
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