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Offline Baloo

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the mistress
« on: December 11, 2011, 11:54:23 AM »
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the shed and  work on the buggy."

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Re: the mistress
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2011, 11:57:28 AM »

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Re: the mistress
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2011, 03:41:09 PM »
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the shed and  work on the buggy."
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Re: the mistress
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2011, 05:46:48 PM »
Fortunately for me I have a wife that doesn't care when/how long I work on the shop stuff. Life is good.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: the mistress
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2011, 06:38:09 PM »
Fortunately for me I have a wife that doesn't care when/how long I work on the shop stuff. Life is good.


Fortunately for me I have a wife that doesn't care if I have a mistress.  Life is REAL good. 































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Re: the mistress
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2011, 06:41:23 PM »
Hmmmmm I'll be there in a couple weeks. Got any extras????? LOL!!!!
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

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Re: the mistress
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2011, 12:47:54 PM »
Hmmmmm I'll be there in a couple weeks. Got any extras????? LOL!!!!

did you not see this little dude?   rofl

That should have negated everything I said before. 
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