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Offline Baloo

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twins
« on: November 01, 2011, 03:31:52 PM »

A man is in the supermarket checkouts one saturday afternoon. He starts to hear the screams of disgruntled children and the the screams of an even more disgruntled mum in shell suit and trainers who is in the process of shouting and swearing at her kids, berating them and calling them names. The man quite upset at the way these children are being treated turns to the shell suit clad woman and asks
"Awww twins, how old are they?"
The woman looking a little perplexed starts another volley of insults and answers the man
"Twins? Twins? What the F makes you think they are f'ing twins, are you blind or f'ing stupid?"
To which the man replies
"Because I can't imagine anybody wanting to have sex with you twice"!
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Re: twins
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 03:34:33 PM »
Guy on phone to his mate and says "I think my wifes dead" Yikes replies his mate, "what makes you think this?"

He replies "well the sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up"!!!

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Re: twins
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 03:35:33 PM »
Paddy dials 999 and says I have just killed my wife I was cleaning my gun and it accidently went off.

Operator "can you please make sure sir"

Paddy: click, bang, Yeh she is definately dead!

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Re: twins
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2011, 04:50:55 PM »
 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

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Re: twins
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2011, 08:02:22 PM »
 ;D