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Offline Baloo

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« on: October 26, 2011, 03:10:56 PM »
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of absolutely no use to anyone."

The man below said, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are, how you got here, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met,
but now it's my fault."

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Re: engineer
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 05:08:15 PM »
 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Offline fabr

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Re: engineer
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 08:33:16 PM »
Is that right .engineer? Where the hell has he been anyway?
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

Offline Carlriddle

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Re: engineer
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2011, 05:48:22 AM »
In a meeting with managment?   rofl rofl

You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

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Re: engineer
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2011, 08:12:33 PM »
WUT?

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Re: engineer
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2011, 08:38:17 PM »

Offline fabr

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Re: engineer
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2011, 09:01:15 PM »
WUT?
Just wondering if you were still alive! LOL!!!!
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)