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Offline Wyattboche

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New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« on: September 22, 2011, 11:39:43 PM »


I bought a  new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel  Truck
Go figure  it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or  E85.
I returned  to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't  get the radio to work.
The  service technician explained that the radio was  voice  activated.

'Nelson,'  the technician said to the radio.
The radio  replied, 'Ricky or  Willie?'

'Willie!'  he continued and 'On The Road  Again'
Came from  the speakers.

Then  he said, 'Ray  Charles!', and in  an instant
' Georgia  On My Mind' replaced  Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and  for the next few days,
Every time  I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get  beautiful classical music, and if I  said, 
'Beatles,'  I'd get one of their awesome  songs..

Yesterday,  some guy ran a red light
And nearly  creamed my new truck,
But I  swerved in time to avoid  him. 

I  yelled,  'Stupid  Idiot!'
Immediately  the radio responded with,

Ladies and  gentlemen,
The  President of The
United  States

Darn I  love this truck....

Offline fabr

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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 06:02:20 AM »
 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Good one Wyatte!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 09:49:53 AM »
That joke is as old, as the day is long! eyes eyes eyes

Offline fabr

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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 09:53:07 AM »
Still good tho.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 10:06:55 AM »
So yes, we did not bail out Ford.  we did bail out FMOCO Credit.  All in how you hold your lips. 

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Offline Carlriddle

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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 01:16:45 PM »
I still trying to figure out if I like the new truck....






























 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 02:05:30 PM »
I still trying to figure out if I like the new truck...............
Look at the hood.... It says SUPER CHIEF rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2011, 08:39:11 AM »
Look at the hood.... It says SUPER CHIEF rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
That sounds to much like the old Jeep Cherokee Chief! Bad sign run grasshopper run! rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2011, 02:27:59 PM »
 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO.
Any truck that is smart enough to know to go to the head stupid idiot, I like!!!

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Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2011, 11:48:31 PM »
That sounds to much like the old Jeep Cherokee Chief! Bad sign run grasshopper run! rofl rofl rofl rofl
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

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