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Offline Dunebound69

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The hooker
« on: August 15, 2011, 09:45:35 AM »
The  Hooker
> > An Illegal Immigrant picks up a  hooker.   
> > "Hey, how much you charge for da  hour, sister?" he asks.
> > "$100" she replies.
> >  In broken English, he says,
> > "Do you do immigrant  style? "No" she says.
> > "I pay you $200 to do immigrant  style."
> > "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant  style is.
> > "I pay you $300."
> > "No," she says. 
> > "I pay you $400.
> > "No," she says.
> > So  finally he says,
> > "OK, I pay $1,000 to
> > do  immigrant style."
> > She thinks, "Well, I've been in the  game for over 10 years now.
> > I've had every kind of  request from weirdos from every part of the
> world. How bad  could immigrant style be?
> > So she agrees and has sex  with him. Finally, after several hours, they
> finish.
> >  Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was  expecting
> something perverted and disgusting.
> > But  that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
> >  The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to  Government."
> >   
> > AND THAT MY FRIENDLY  TAXPAYERS,
> > IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS 
> > ARE DOING TO US!
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Re: The hooker
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 06:24:05 PM »
That's the truth! :-X :-X

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Re: The hooker
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 07:16:09 AM »
Yep, get screwed twice!
Time flies when having rum!
Famous last words, Watch this
Government can not give you anything it dose not take from someone else first. When we stop laughing we start dying.
"When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead" Hemingway