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Offline Nutz4sand

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http://muskegon.craigslist.org/wan/2376734494.html

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Leaving in the Rapture May 21? (Muskegon)

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Date: 2011-05-12, 11:26AM EDT
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Will you be attending the rapture this May 21st? While I am hoping for the best, I am fairly confident I will be left behind. I am looking for the faithful to donate to me their worldly possessions (cars, electronics, food, ect) as you will have little use for them once you get "called up". I will reply to serious email inquiries only. Please put "rapture" in the subject line.


Location: Muskegon
Your mission isn't to dive feet first into hell, but to make sure its crowded when you get there.

Offline fabr

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There's so many holy rollers around here I'd be a billionaire.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

Offline Carlriddle

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Whats up with the 21st?  I didnt get the memo, crap, does that mean I'm out>
You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

Offline fabr

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You're gonna be in LS. How much rapture can you stand?
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

Offline Carlriddle

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We'll be safe there.
You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

Offline Nutz4sand

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Some kook (who has been wrong twice before) has found new secret math in the bible that shows the world is gonna hit rapture for all the goody-two shoes on May21st of THIS MONTH.

The guy even looks like a kook. (Pic below)

 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=may+21st+end+of+the+world

Your mission isn't to dive feet first into hell, but to make sure its crowded when you get there.

Offline Carlriddle

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So, if you DO believe in the Bible and God you have nothing to fear.

And if you DON'T believe in the Bible and God you have nothing to fear. 

You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

Offline fabr

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Pretty well sums it up ,huh.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

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  Maybe he did the Math wrong, and it's just him who's getting the call dd:

trans man

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  Maybe he did the Math wrong, and it's just him who's getting the call dd:
LOL rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl