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Offline fabr

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The trouble with talking to an 80 year old lady.
« on: March 14, 2011, 04:28:06 PM »
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
because
                      she had just married for the fourth time. The interviewer
asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to
be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's
occupation.
                      "He's a funeral director," she answered.
                      "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she
wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three
husbands and what they did for a living.

                      She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all
those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and
she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a
banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus
ringmaster when in her 40's, then a preacher when in her 60's,
and now in her 80's, the funeral director.

                      The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why
she had married four men with such diverse careers.

                      She smiled and patiently explained, " I married one for the
money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

                        (Oh, just be quiet and send this one on).
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: The trouble with talking to an 80 year old lady.
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 08:08:48 PM »
 LMAO rofl

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Re: The trouble with talking to an 80 year old lady.
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 10:33:25 PM »
Gees Fabr ya slip'n... :o ;D
VTR 1000 CUDA on the way.. What goes around comes around!!

Offline Carlriddle

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Re: The trouble with talking to an 80 year old lady.
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2011, 06:21:17 AM »
 LMAO  Wish I had married for #1 sometimes. LMAO



But I'm pretty happy with where I'm at. ;D









































The last sentence was in case wife pokes in here.
You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

Offline fabr

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Re: The trouble with talking to an 80 year old lady.
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2011, 06:40:10 AM »
2 for the show huh?
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

Offline Carlriddle

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Re: The trouble with talking to an 80 year old lady.
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2011, 09:17:30 AM »
Yep she keeps all the animals in check.
You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

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Re: The trouble with talking to an 80 year old lady.
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2011, 06:42:14 PM »
OMG LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO