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Title: I like animals...................
Post by: fabr on August 24, 2016, 08:28:07 AM
Why are the new Fords coming with a dog when you buy one? (Uhh, no idea?) So the owner has a companion to walk home with!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D rofl rofl LMAO
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Post by: Wyattboche on August 24, 2016, 04:22:14 PM
What do you call a Chevy with dual exhaust? A wheelbarrow
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Post by: fabr on August 24, 2016, 08:03:02 PM
No fair stealing Ford jokes and changing the words!!!
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Post by: Yummi on August 24, 2016, 08:15:56 PM
No need to change the words............


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Post by: fabr on August 24, 2016, 09:13:13 PM
You guys are just jealous cause you don't own a real truck..........................
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Post by: Carlriddle on August 25, 2016, 05:18:33 AM
 rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 05:52:32 AM
 Looks more like a Blue Oval........................just sayin'.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Punkur67 on August 25, 2016, 07:45:40 AM
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Title: Re: I like animals...................
Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 10:03:32 AM
The jealousy is getting deep now!
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Post by: Yummi on August 25, 2016, 10:42:48 AM
It is perfectly fine that you wish to support a company that had a federal bailout, circumvented most bankruptcy laws via an obscure dealer in New York, shafted thousands on debt, defaulted on many retirement accounts of wholly owned subsidiaries, redesigned parts without admitting fault in various deaths, and will be bankrupt again in a few years. 

All good stuff.   I applaud your ability to ignore all of that. 
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Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 01:21:18 PM
remember the pinto???
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Post by: Yummi on August 25, 2016, 01:52:51 PM
Yes, that was the same time as the Corvair?  No doubt both riding on Firestone 721's. 


Just jerking your chain.  None are saints, some less so than others.  But what do I know?  I have enjoyed the Rams. 
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Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 05:08:08 PM
Dodge is appropriate, it means the company dodges most warranty issues.
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Post by: dsrace on August 25, 2016, 05:16:58 PM
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Title: Re: I like animals...................
Post by: dsrace on August 25, 2016, 05:18:20 PM
i'm not a chrysler fan and really not a gm fan because of what they did but ......... they all have there issues and some more than others thats why i'm not a fan of chryslers lol now that dart is a good car....oh weight that's fiat based never mind lol   rofl rofl
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Post by: dsrace on August 25, 2016, 05:20:01 PM
and i have a blue oval tattooed on my butt cheek just so eveyone knows where i stand when i moon them   LMAO LMAO
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Post by: D Walker on August 25, 2016, 06:28:04 PM
Real truck
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Post by: Yummi on August 25, 2016, 06:52:27 PM
Real truck


Thought you drove a Volvo?
Title: Re: I like animals...................
Post by: Yummi on August 25, 2016, 07:12:39 PM
i'm not a chrysler fan and really not a gm fan because of what they did but ......... they all have there issues and some more than others thats why i'm not a fan of chryslers lol now that dart is a good car....oh weight that's fiat based never mind lol   rofl rofl

Sergio is determined to kill them all.  Dart and 200 killed end of this year.  Have a 2015 200s.  100k in 18 mos.  Zero issues.  Guess Dodge and Chrysler will only have the Charger / 300 / Challenger next year?  What a ten year old platform? Laughable. 
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Post by: Yummi on August 25, 2016, 07:19:05 PM
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Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 07:24:03 PM
DS,"and i have a blue oval tattooed on my butt cheek just so eveyone knows where i stand when i moon them   "


SOOOOOO,you're saying Fords are just ass??? ???  rofl rofl rofl

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Post by: D Walker on August 25, 2016, 07:24:44 PM
Yes I drive a Volvo but own 4 Freightliners. I will be switching over to one by the end of next year to avoid a new set of electronic log laws.
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Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 07:25:48 PM
You shoulda known better DW!!!!!
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Post by: Yummi on August 25, 2016, 07:28:47 PM
Yes I drive a Volvo but own 4 Freightliners. I will be switching over to one by the end of next year to avoid a new set of electronic log laws.

New logs are gonna kill a lot of guys.   
Title: Re: I like animals...................
Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 07:34:13 PM
Why's that? I don't know. Edjumicate me.
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Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 08:15:24 PM
Chrysler service  at it's best.

https://www.facebook.com/505402872831692/videos/744256855612958/ (https://www.facebook.com/505402872831692/videos/744256855612958/)
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Post by: Yummi on August 25, 2016, 08:30:01 PM
Why's that? I don't know. Edjumicate me.

Cars and trucks now capture huge amounts of data.  For truckers that means set against duty hours.  So, paperless logs can not manipulated.  Guys that run hard and may exceed their duty hours will be hurt.  Less miles equals less money.

Sooner or later the data a car captures will be routed to various agencies.  Imagine a speeding ticket issued by your car?  My work car send me emails on various stats.  You know it is all captured.  Time of day, speed, throttle position, everything. Big brother will be your co pilot. 

 
Title: Re: I like animals...................
Post by: fabr on August 25, 2016, 09:22:03 PM
Well,I just assumed DW was always running 100% legal........................................
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Post by: Yummi on August 25, 2016, 09:33:21 PM
He does.  He just does not like computers.  He also likes good fuel mileage.  55 mph for 1 hour is less gross than 65 for 1 hour.  Guys will have to push harder to make miles instead of driving 6 minutes over.  It is a numbers game and paperless constricts a variable.  Guys will be running much harder,at a higher cost per mile,  to stay in confines of duty time. 

DW still no likey computers though. 
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Post by: D Walker on August 26, 2016, 01:46:58 AM
Yea the new EOBR (electronic on board recorders) are going to hurt lots of guys. Wes, I do run legal for the most part. I only run about 400 miles a day but trying to fit that in a 14 day is tough at best, but I'll be damned if I am going to stop my truck if I'm 10 miles from my destination or drive when I'm sleepy because the computer says so.
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Post by: fabr on August 26, 2016, 05:51:07 AM
I understand. We had some of the drivers coming to us having to stop less than 2 miles from us due to hours of service rules before they could continue when this all came about. Pure BS for sure. Really screwed up a lot of guys daily lives.
Title: Re: I like animals...................
Post by: D Walker on August 28, 2016, 11:50:38 PM
This guy gets it  rofl

NSFW

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GcQ9qoxZPQ4
Title: Re: I like animals...................
Post by: fabr on August 29, 2016, 05:49:41 AM
I think he likes freightliner.........................
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Post by: LANDON on April 24, 2019, 07:03:18 AM
Vehicles and trucks currently catch gigantic measures of information. For truckers that implies set against obligation hours. In this way, paperless logs can not controlled. Folks that run hard and may surpass their obligation hours will be harmed. Less miles rises to less cash.
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Post by: fastcorvairs on April 24, 2019, 11:37:08 AM
I stop at a lot of truck stops on my way from Yuma to Kansas and back.  Fueling at the truck pumps I'm Seeing more and more signs on the side of trucks stating this truck has paperless electronic log's.  Sucks for sure for the drivers.  But, in the same breath, I am following some a hole trucker that is swerving from road to ditch and when I do pass his head is hung so low and his eyes are half closed I wonder just how much he has cooked his books, praying that I get around before he servers my way.   
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Post by: dsrace on April 26, 2019, 01:09:44 PM
i agree fast. at the same time if they lifted the speed limiter on the trucks they could make more miles per day and that may wash in the end. it is sort of a double edge sword.