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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: fabr on February 02, 2012, 11:22:46 AM

Title: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
Post by: fabr on February 02, 2012, 11:22:46 AM

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F"

He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T"

She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered,
"S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.

Title: Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
Post by: Baloo on February 02, 2012, 12:07:17 PM

lol, very good master

Title: Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
Post by: fabr on February 02, 2012, 12:45:07 PM

I just had to sit back and laugh my arse off on that one.  a blonde joke and I didn't see the punch line coming.

Title: Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
Post by: Engineer on February 02, 2012, 03:34:09 PM

Good one!


Mastr, why do you have green stars below your name?

Title: Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
Post by: Carlriddle on February 03, 2012, 07:44:17 AM

Quote from: Engineer on February 02, 2012, 03:34:09 PM

Mastr, why do you have green stars below your name?

I know when I was good in Pre-k I got a star by my name.  ;D
Have no idea how Fabr got 5.

Title: Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
Post by: fabr on February 03, 2012, 08:02:40 AM

Damn sure wasn't for being good. LOL!!!! I checked it out. Apparently they mean I'm the only moderator for this board. Old stuff coming thru somehow. Too lazy to change it .

Title: Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
Post by: trans man on February 05, 2012, 09:01:16 PM

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