Drinking with a Texas Cowgirl
A Mexican man, an Arab man, and a Texas Cowgirl are out drinking in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his
pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so
cheap, we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!),
throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand with which to make glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Texas Cowgirl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the
Arab. Catching her glass one-handed, calmly setting it on the bar, and sweetly
calling to the bartender for a refill, she says, 'In Texas we have so many illegal
aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
