A soccer ball goes into a bar but the bartender kicked him out.
A baseball walks into a bar and the bartender threw him out.
Two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks.
A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The seals says "Anything but a Canadian Club!"
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
A termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"
Two guys walk into a bar. One of them has to get stitches.
