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Offline fastcorvairs

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Guidelines
« on: July 24, 2009, 05:19:01 PM »
The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye
                                  from GA.
                This guy should run for President one day...
 
               "We the sensible people of the United States ,
                 in an attempt to help everyone get along,
            restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,
              keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior,
         and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves
                  and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
     hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
                                 guidelines
   for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal
                                bed-wetters.
                  We hold these truths to be self evident:
       that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights
             and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
 
  ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
  other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,
                    but no one is guaranteeing anything.
 
  ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country
  is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you!
   You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,
    etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be..
 
  ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick
   a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the
     tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently
                                  wealthy.
 
  ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans
  are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
   need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
  generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than
     the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
 
  ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
  nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
                            public health care.
 
  ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If
  you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised
        if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
 
  ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If
  you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,
  don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
  place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a
                              life of leisure.
 
  ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you
  to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
   you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational
         training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)
 
  ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness... Being an American
  means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a
  lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws
      created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
 
  ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you
   are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you
                                 came from!
 
                                (Lastly....)
 
  ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or
  heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet,
   you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no
  faith at all; with no fear of persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is
  part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,
                                   TOUGH!
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 05:34:24 PM »
Quote from: fastcorvairs on July 24, 2009, 05:19:01 PM

  ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you
   are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you
                                 came from!
 

Boy, I hope Artie doesn't read this! ;D
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 06:38:46 PM »
Quote from: fastcorvairs on July 24, 2009, 05:19:01 PM
  ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If  you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised        if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.      ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness... Being an American  means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a  lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.   
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See its these two above thats got me in a disturbing quandry. To REALLY pursue happiness I may need to maim or kill someone (They really need it though!) This also causes undue stress to me having to let people who need it get away WITHOUT NEEDED beatings! God Liked beatings. He encouraged them. We SHOULD trust him/her on that.
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 06:54:35 PM »
Fast,I KNEW there was something I like about you! Too bad common sense like that is NOT the norm here anymore.
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flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2009, 05:14:13 AM »
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2009, 06:25:42 AM »
According to Austin Clive,whoever the hell that is.
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I agree with your fantasy"

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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2009, 06:45:50 AM »
Quote from: Masterfabr on July 25, 2009, 06:25:42 AM
According to Austin Clive,whoever the hell that is.

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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2009, 07:13:00 AM »
Oh I see the problem. On the internets, when you are reading the text stuff and there are words in a different colour (usually underlined) well the cool thing is you can move the mouse over them (the words) and click and then magically new words come up relating to the words you just clicked on... hows that for cool ;D

So where you read the guys name, it is in a different colour and it just might be clickable? who knows. Don't try it though, my buddy did and he got sucked through the internets and got spat out in a FEMA concentration camp.  so be careful :-*
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2009, 07:14:19 AM »
Just a BIT of credible info,trojan.It's all we ask.
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I agree with your fantasy"

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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2009, 07:16:47 AM »
see! I told ya Fab had a great sense of humour guys ;D
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2009, 07:19:07 AM »
Not nearly as good as yours. Wanna put up your credible info so I can stop laughing?
 
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I agree with your fantasy"

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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2009, 06:50:18 PM »
What's so great about Mitchell Kaye? He's a republican from Georgia, what else? He has a BA in economics and an MBA in Finance, both from the university of Florida.

He never even studied politics, and yet he's a state representative.
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2009, 12:06:17 AM »
Quote from: chrishallett83 on July 25, 2009, 05:14:13 AM
WRONG!

http://atheism.about.com/od/churchstatemyths/a/doi.htm

Austin Cline has a conflict of interest in this debate:

Austin Cline

About.com Guide to Atheism since 1998

Austin Cline has been actively involved in educating people about atheism, agnosticism, and secular humanism on the Internet for over 10 years.
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2009, 12:27:54 AM »
LOL

Doesn't your argument here mean that any religious person also has the same conflict of interest?

DOH!!!
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Re: Guidelines
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2009, 02:37:06 AM »
Quote from: Odypilots on July 24, 2009, 05:34:24 PM
Boy, I hope Artie doesn't read this! ;D

And why would that be Ody?  :-*
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