Two old diggers were sitting on the verandah of the Sunny Daze Retirement Home (It does actually exist..).... rocking away having just celebrated their 90th birthdays.....
Ole Ray turns to Mick and says ....
"do you remember that stuff they put in our cups of tea in the trenches to stop us thinking about girls?"
Mick replies....
"yeah, bromide I think it was.... why do you ask?"
Ole Ray....
"well, I think its starting to work............!!!"