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artie on edge

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My Darling Daughter Sent Me This....
« on: May 26, 2009, 11:13:27 PM »
what do you suppose she is trying to tell me???

Why Australia is in Trouble

The population of this country is 20 million.

11 million are retired.

That leaves 9 million to do the work.

There are 5 million in school

Which leaves 4 million to do the work.

Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 2 million to do the work.

0.1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 1.9 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 1.5 million people who work for state and cityGovernments.

And that leaves 0.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 18,800 people in hospitals.

Leaving 381,200 to do the work.

Now, there are 380,198 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your arse,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice, real nice......

trojan

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Re: My Darling Daughter Sent Me This....
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2009, 01:04:41 AM »
Did she catch up with Fab and he taught her his "maths"?

Now.... GET BACK TO WORK!!

artie on edge

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Re: My Darling Daughter Sent Me This....
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2009, 01:15:05 AM »
Did she catch up with Fab and he taught her his "maths"?

Now.... GET BACK TO WORK!!

yes boss....

SPEC

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Re: My Darling Daughter Sent Me This....
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2009, 06:27:18 AM »
 ;D :o ::) :P
 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
why are you reading this...
You have work to do ;D

Offline fabr

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Re: My Darling Daughter Sent Me This....
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 06:43:27 AM »
Did she catch up with Fab and he taught her his "maths"?

Now.... GET BACK TO WORK!!
Well,at least,she wasn't listening to you. ;) ;D ;D
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but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
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