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Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« on: May 03, 2009, 07:09:31 PM »
A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.'

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 42-year old arse?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2009, 09:47:23 PM »
I think Artie was supposed to say his wife... Not some woman ;D ::)
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 08:19:30 PM »
+1 for spec.
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 08:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Spec on May 03, 2009, 09:47:23 PM
I think Artie was supposed to say his wife... Not some woman ;D ::)

Hehehe

The joke was good, but Spec's reply made it great!
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 09:11:59 PM »
Quote from: Spec on May 03, 2009, 09:47:23 PM
I think Artie was supposed to say his wife... Not some woman ;D ::)

Ifn ah had a gun handy id.......
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 09:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Artie on edge on May 05, 2009, 09:11:59 PM
Ifn ah had a gun handy id.......
Gee,too bad you don't live in the US. ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 09:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Masterfabr on May 05, 2009, 09:39:33 PM
Gee,too bad you don't live in the US. ;) ;D ;D ;D

he he he  ;D ;D ;D

But ah is sendin ma terminator daughter........ she'll be back!
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 09:47:42 PM »
Quote from: Artie on edge on May 05, 2009, 09:46:34 PM
he he he  ;D ;D ;D

But ah is sendin ma terminator daughter........ she'll be back!
Armed ????????
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I agree with your fantasy"

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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 09:48:24 PM »
Quote from: Masterfabr on May 05, 2009, 09:47:42 PM
Armed ????????

will be... guns are easy to get over there... so you guys tell me.... 8)
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 09:49:21 PM »
am I coming off with a southern accent or am I just jerkin my own chain?
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Re: Aging (dis)Gracefully....
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 10:02:49 PM »
fAR,FAR,FAR SOUTH MATE!
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I agree with your fantasy"
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