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Title: Today's Story
Post by: FeedBot on November 21, 2017, 12:11:09 AM

Today's Story

Jenn says her husband worked with this guy at the high school.

The guy wanted to measure the wall and he asked Mike (my

husband) for some assistance.  Mike said, "why not use the

yardstick over there?"  The guy looked at Mike and, very serious,

said, "I can't use that.  The wall is longer than the yardstick."
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Title: Re: Today's Story
Post by: fabr on November 21, 2017, 07:09:03 PM

I have had more than a few customers like that.  Many years ago a local college higher math instructor came in the store. He was looking at 12"x12" ceiling tiles. He asked me if that meant they were 1 sq foot each. Yes,it is I replied.I swear he then asked me how many it would take to do a 20'x20' room! 5: 5:

Title: Re: Today's Story
Post by: dsrace on November 22, 2017, 10:12:29 AM

our shop is located close to unl college........i have dealt with plenty of professors and for this fact alone i not only believe this but can picture it as if i was standing there myself  5: LMAO LMAO 5: our youth don't stand a chance  LMAO

Title: Re: Today's Story
Post by: fabr on November 22, 2017, 05:03:07 PM

This happened over 30 years ago too.