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Offline fabr

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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
« on: February 02, 2012, 11:22:46 AM »


A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F"

He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T"

She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered,
"S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered,
"S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I agree with your fantasy"

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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 12:07:17 PM »
lol, very good master
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Offline fabr

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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 12:45:07 PM »
I just had to sit back and laugh my arse off on that one.  a blonde joke and I didn't see the punch line coming.
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I agree with your fantasy"

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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 03:34:09 PM »
Good one!


Mastr, why do you have green stars below your name?
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Offline Carlriddle

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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 07:44:17 AM »
Quote from: Engineer on February 02, 2012, 03:34:09 PM


Mastr, why do you have green stars below your name?
I know when I was good in Pre-k I got a star by my name.  ;D
Have no idea how Fabr got 5.
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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 08:02:40 AM »
Damn sure wasn't for being good. LOL!!!! I checked it out. Apparently they mean I'm the only moderator for this board. Old stuff coming thru somehow. Too lazy to change it .
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

-----------------------------------------------------------
 " You have all the right in the world to believe any damn thing you'd like, but you don't have the right to demand that I agree with your fantasy"

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Re: T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2012, 09:01:16 PM »
 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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