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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Baloo on May 04, 2012, 03:17:01 PM

Title: dead traffic warden
Post by: Baloo on May 04, 2012, 03:17:01 PM: As the coffin was being lowered into the ground, at the traffic wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "im not dead im not dead let me out" to which the smiling vicar replied "too late pal the paperwork's already done !
Title: Re: dead traffic warden
Post by: Baloo on May 04, 2012, 03:21:45 PM: I went to a fancy dress party in nothing but a pair of Y-fronts and when the hostess asked me what I was supposed to be I told her "a premature ejaculation".
"A what?", said she.
"I've just come in my pants"
Title: Re: dead traffic warden
Post by: Baloo on May 04, 2012, 03:24:18 PM
Title: Re: dead traffic warden
Post by: Baloo on May 04, 2012, 03:31:59 PM: I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did. :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: dead traffic warden
Post by: fabr on May 04, 2012, 03:43:51 PM: Quote from: Baloo on May 04, 2012, 03:31:59 PM
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did. :o :o :o :o
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Title: Re: dead traffic warden
Post by: fabr on May 04, 2012, 03:44:32 PM
Title: Re: dead traffic warden
Post by: trans man on May 06, 2012, 05:23:51 PM
Title: Re: dead traffic warden
Post by: trans man on May 06, 2012, 05:25:06 PM: Quote from: Baloo on May 04, 2012, 03:21:45 PM
I went to a fancy dress party in nothing but a pair of Y-fronts and when the hostess asked me what I was supposed to be I told her "a premature ejaculation".
"A what?", said she.
"I've just come in my pants"
OMG! eyes eyes eyes