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Offline fabr

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THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER
« on: June 25, 2010, 04:34:01 PM »

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>When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
>kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
>But, somehow I always had something else to take care of
>first, the truck, the car, playing golf,
>Always something more important to me.
>
>Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
>I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
>busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
>I watched silently for a short time and then went into the
>house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a
>toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
>sweep the driveway.'
>
>The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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