A gentlemanly Louisiana farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a
door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the
door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked; would you like to buy
some peaches?She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked; are they as
firm as this?He nodded his head and said, yes ma'am, and a little tear ran from his
eye.Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, Are they nice and
pink like this?The farmer said yes, and another tear came from the other eye.Then
the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked; Are they as fuzzy as
this?He again said yes, and broke down crying.The lady asked, why on earth are you
crying?Drying his
he replied, The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy
beans, a hurricane leveled my barn and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.
