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Offline Nutz4sand

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Which is worse? Childbirth or getting kicked in the nuts?
« on: February 15, 2013, 08:28:07 AM »
Sodman posted this on MBN and I thought it was pretty good.

Mowed the lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a couple of nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painfull than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well after another beer,and even more deep thinking, I have came up with a the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason to my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a women will often say" It might be nice to have another child".
On the other hand , you never hear a guy say:
You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts:"
Case closed. Time for another beer
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Offline fabr

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Re: Which is worse? Childbirth or getting kicked in the nuts?
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2013, 09:10:36 AM »
That was on GD quite a while back. Still funny and spot on!!!!!! Let's pop another top!
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Offline WelderPat

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Re: Which is worse? Childbirth or getting kicked in the nuts?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2013, 11:24:04 AM »
You guys have a beer on me.
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