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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Baloo on April 27, 2012, 02:27:11 PM

Title: Wife
Post by: Baloo on April 27, 2012, 02:27:11 PM

I was thinking of a way of getting my wife more motivated about housework. So I asked a friend of mine.

He said "Just tell her that your brother's wife keeps their house much cleaner than your wife manages to keep yours. Now, you might not see a difference in the first week, may not even see a difference in the second week, but eventually you will see a difference".

So that's what I did.

Now, the first week, he was right. I didn't see a difference.

But the doc said I might be able to see a bit out of one eye next week.

Title: Re: Wife
Post by: fabr on April 28, 2012, 07:45:49 AM

hehehheheeeeee

Title: Re: Wife
Post by: fastcorvairs on April 28, 2012, 10:27:28 AM

What ever the answer was.  It sure was not the right one.   rofl LMAO

Title: Re: Wife
Post by: Carlriddle on April 28, 2012, 12:05:29 PM

Thats one of those questions to use "man hearing".  Pretend you didn't heart it.  LMAO

Title: Re: Wife
Post by: LiveWire on April 30, 2012, 01:04:12 PM

I changed all the sound files in Freecell to a clip of me saying "You know, you could be cleaning the house".

Title: Re: Wife
Post by: trans man on April 30, 2012, 06:02:51 PM

Quote from: Baloo on April 27, 2012, 02:27:11 PM

I was thinking of a way of getting my wife more motivated about housework. So I asked a friend of mine.

He said "Just tell her that your brother's wife keeps their house much cleaner than your wife manages to keep yours. Now, you might not see a difference in the first week, may not even see a difference in the second week, but eventually you will see a difference".

So that's what I did.

Now, the first week, he was right. I didn't see a difference.

But the doc said I might be able to see a bit out of one eye next week.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Title: Re: Wife
Post by: Dunebound69 on May 10, 2012, 04:15:29 PM

LOL