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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".Ronan, the class nerd gets up and says..."last year I got the measles and Mum said it was contagious"."Well done Ronan" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says"my grandma says there is a bug going round and its definitely contagious"."Well done Katie" say the teacher. "Anyone else?""I have got one" says little Irish Sean."Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious"
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,you have passed all the tests, except one.Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'The manager said,'Make a sentence using the wordsYellow, Pink, and Green .'Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,'Mister manager, I am ready'The manager said, 'Go ahead.'Mujibar said,'The telephone goes green, green ,and I pink it up, and say,Yellow, this is Mujibar.'Mujibar now works at a call center.No doubt you have spoken to him.I know I have.