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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Baloo on October 26, 2011, 03:10:56 PM

Title: engineer
Post by: Baloo on October 26, 2011, 03:10:56 PM: A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of absolutely no use to anyone."

The man below said, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are, how you got here, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met,
but now it's my fault."
Title: Re: engineer
Post by: trans man on October 26, 2011, 05:08:15 PM: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
Title: Re: engineer
Post by: fabr on October 26, 2011, 08:33:16 PM: Is that right .engineer? Where the hell has he been anyway?
Title: Re: engineer
Post by: Carlriddle on October 27, 2011, 05:48:22 AM: In a meeting with managment? rofl rofl
Title: Re: engineer
Post by: Engineer on October 27, 2011, 08:12:33 PM: WUT?
Title: Re: engineer
Post by: trans man on October 27, 2011, 08:38:17 PM: Quote from: Carlriddle on October 27, 2011, 05:48:22 AM
In a meeting with managment? rofl rofl
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: engineer
Post by: fabr on October 27, 2011, 09:01:15 PM: Quote from: Engineer on October 27, 2011, 08:12:33 PM
WUT?
Just wondering if you were still alive! LOL!!!!