The story of the two Swedes bug and spec:
Bug and Spec were fishing on the Michigan opener when Bug pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Spec for a light.
"Ya, shure I tink I haff a lighter," he replied, and then reaching into his tackle
box, he pulled out a Bic lighter, 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Bug, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. "Vere
dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell" replied Spec, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a Genie?" bug asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Spec.
"Could I see him?"
Spec opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Bug says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill
you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will," says the Genie.
So Bug asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Bug sitting there waiting for
his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying
directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Bug yells at Spec, "Yumpin' Yimminy! I asked
for a million BUCKS, not a million ducks!"
Spec answers, "Ya I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew
really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
