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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Wyattboche on September 22, 2011, 11:39:43 PM

Title: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: Wyattboche on September 22, 2011, 11:39:43 PM

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I bought a  new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel  Truck
Go figure  it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or  E85.
I returned  to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't  get the radio to work.
The  service technician explained that the radio was  voice  activated.

'Nelson,'  the technician said to the radio.
The radio  replied, 'Ricky or  Willie?'

'Willie!'  he continued and 'On The Road  Again'
Came from  the speakers.

Then  he said, 'Ray  Charles!', and in  an instant
' Georgia  On My Mind' replaced  Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and  for the next few days,
Every time  I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get  beautiful classical music, and if I  said, 
'Beatles,'  I'd get one of their awesome  songs..

Yesterday,  some guy ran a red light
And nearly  creamed my new truck,
But I  swerved in time to avoid  him. 

I  yelled,  'Stupid  Idiot!'
Immediately  the radio responded with,

Ladies and  gentlemen,
The  President of The
United  States

Darn I  love this truck....

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: fabr on September 23, 2011, 06:02:20 AM

 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Good one Wyatte!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: trans man on September 23, 2011, 09:49:53 AM

That joke is as old, as the day is long! eyes eyes eyes

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: fabr on September 23, 2011, 09:53:07 AM

Still good tho.

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: Yummi on September 23, 2011, 10:06:55 AM

So yes, we did not bail out Ford.  we did bail out FMOCO Credit.  All in how you hold your lips. 

Good joke.

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: Carlriddle on September 23, 2011, 01:16:45 PM

I still trying to figure out if I like the new truck....






























 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: trans man on September 23, 2011, 02:05:30 PM

Quote from: Carlriddle on September 23, 2011, 01:16:45 PM

I still trying to figure out if I like the new truck...............

Look at the hood.... It says SUPER CHIEF rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: Dunebound69 on September 24, 2011, 08:39:11 AM

Quote from: trans man on September 23, 2011, 02:05:30 PM

Look at the hood.... It says SUPER CHIEF rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

That sounds to much like the old Jeep Cherokee Chief! Bad sign run grasshopper run! rofl rofl rofl rofl

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: sandracer1 on September 24, 2011, 02:27:59 PM

 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO.
Any truck that is smart enough to know to go to the head stupid idiot, I like!!!

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: trans man on September 24, 2011, 11:48:31 PM

Quote from: Dunebound69 on September 24, 2011, 08:39:11 AM

That sounds to much like the old Jeep Cherokee Chief! Bad sign run grasshopper run! rofl rofl rofl rofl

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Title: Re: New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out.
Post by: Wyattboche on September 28, 2011, 11:43:01 PM

White House Makes Ford Pull Anti-Bailout Ad

http://www.detnews.com/article/20110927/OPINION03/109270322/Howes--Ford-pulls-its-ad-on-bailouts (http://www.detnews.com/article/20110927/OPINION03/109270322/Howes--Ford-pulls-its-ad-on-bailouts)