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Offline fabr

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How do you know?????
« on: December 22, 2014, 07:01:45 AM »
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small twin engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees

The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled
"Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone
out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial
memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and travelling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!"


The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately.
"Calm down, we acknowledge you and we will guide you down after a few questions.
The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!!".


He began his series of questions.


Tower: "How do you know you are travelling at 18,000 feet??"


Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the dials in front of me".


Tower: "Okay, that is good, remain calm. How do you know you are travelling at 180 mph??"


Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the dials in front of me".


Tower: Okay, that is good. How do you know you're flying upside down??"


Aircraft: "Because the shit in my pants is sliding out of my collar."
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Offline Carlriddle

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Re: How do you know?????
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 08:13:23 AM »
Thats no lie!!  LMAO LMAO
You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

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Re: How do you know?????
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2014, 11:19:58 AM »
that's good  ???

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Re: How do you know?????
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2014, 10:23:08 PM »
 rofl
Don't never argue with an Idiot!
Because he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience