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Offline Carlriddle

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Dream?
« on: May 09, 2014, 10:58:34 AM »
MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank Crown Royal whiskey, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.  And went to sand dunes whenever he wanted. ;D ;D

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Re: Dream?
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2014, 11:05:46 AM »
 LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Offline WelderPat

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Re: Dream?
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2014, 08:07:06 PM »
 I should have known that twenty three years ago !!!!!!!!!!!
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