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Offline Baloo

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another engineer joke
« on: November 01, 2011, 03:43:24 PM »
An engineer, a Surgeon and a Lawyer meet up for golf every Saturday. One week they find themselves behind the three slowest golfers they've ever come across and it's starting to bother them. They spot the owner of the course passing on his golf buggy and flag him down to ask how come the guys in front are so slow.

The course owner informs them that the three guys in front are firefighters, who were rescuing his daughter from their burning house when there was an explosion and they were all blinded. As a thank-you for saving his daughter's life, he allows them to play any time on the course for free.

"That's so sad" says the lawyer. "I'm going to pursue a compensation case for them free of charge."

The surgeon says "I'm going to speak to my buddy in the eye hospital and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer scratches his head and says "Why can't they play at night?"

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Re: another engineer joke
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 06:19:47 PM »
Nuttin' like good old common sense .  rofl rofl rofl rofl
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

"I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Albert Einstein  (IT'S OFFICIAL THAT DAY IS HERE NOW!)

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Re: another engineer joke
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2011, 05:08:31 PM »
 LMAO rofl LMAO rofl LMAO