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Offline Carlriddle

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Sumbich
« on: August 09, 2011, 09:13:26 AM »
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural
Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the
farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally
destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a
tree line that bordered the farm. The sheriff and his men entered the
smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer
plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried
over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled
unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is Air Force One,
the airplane of the President of the United States?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered.
"I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that
sumbitch lies...

You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

Offline fabr

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Re: Sumbich
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2011, 10:49:16 AM »
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"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: Sumbich
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2011, 05:04:44 PM »
Did he also say it was Bush's fault that the plane crashed?  eyes
In the words of my father "Never give up too soon, you might miss a good piece."

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Re: Sumbich
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2011, 10:16:08 PM »
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