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BEER, FISHING, GOLF & SEX
« on: March 22, 2011, 06:36:33 AM »
  A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
 
 The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

 
 "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
 
 "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
 
 "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
 
 "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
 
 "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
 
 "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
 
 "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
 
 "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
 
 The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
 
 The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."


 
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Re: BEER, FISHING, GOLF & SEX
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 06:37:25 AM »
 ff: :swig: aa:
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need one to skydive twice.

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Re: BEER, FISHING, GOLF & SEX
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2011, 06:57:39 AM »
Where'd ya find my pic?
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Re: BEER, FISHING, GOLF & SEX
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 07:29:47 AM »
 LMAO LMAO LMAO  Got to send that to wife!!
You can keep your CHANGE, I'd like to keep my DOLLAR.

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Re: BEER, FISHING, GOLF & SEX
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 08:09:43 AM »
NOW THAT MADE ME GIGGLE MY ASS OFF rofl rofl rofl

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Re: BEER, FISHING, GOLF & SEX
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 08:16:27 PM »
 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl