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Those Crazy Norwegians.
« on: February 24, 2011, 06:40:27 PM »
                    One dark night outside Rush City,  Minnesota  , a fire
started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye
it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the
fire departments for miles around.

                    When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the
chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said,
"All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the
plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire
department that brings them out intact."

                    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

                    Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation
became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted
out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who
could bring out the company's secret files.

                    From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck
came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township
volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the
age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire
engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were
parked outside the plant.

                    Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of
the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian
old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it
back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen
before.

                    Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the
fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical
company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he
was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally
thank each of the brave fire fighters.

                    The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on
film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all
that money?"

                    "Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first
thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"









I NEVER knew Spec was Norwegian! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: Those Crazy Norwegians.
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 10:17:44 PM »
 rofl
SPEC'S ALL SWEDE
YA SHUUUR rofl

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Re: Those Crazy Norwegians.
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 06:50:41 PM »
OMG!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Re: Those Crazy Norwegians.
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2011, 09:18:18 PM »
Ah good one  rofl as usual Fabr, where do you get em from?
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Re: Those Crazy Norwegians.
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2011, 09:21:47 PM »
Ah good one  rofl as usual Fabr, where do you get em from?
I have a lot of nutty friends.
"There can be no divided allegiance here.  Any man who says he is an American,
but something else also, isn't an American at all.  We have room for but one
flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is
the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a
loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: Those Crazy Norwegians.
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2011, 09:23:44 PM »
Yeah I guess ya got one more now huh Spec? ;D
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Re: Those Crazy Norwegians.
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2011, 10:09:22 PM »
 kick ;D

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Re: Those Crazy Norwegians.
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2011, 03:38:54 AM »
Hey Spec GET STUFFED MATE. rofl rofl
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Re: Those Crazy Norwegians.
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2011, 06:22:38 AM »
 ;D 8)