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Title: New Job
Post by: Nutz4sand on January 13, 2012, 04:25:48 PM
N8ball posted this on MBN.  I dunno if its here yet but if not its worth repeating!  

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims,shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, " Man... that could have been me !"





So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Title: Re: New Job
Post by: fabr on January 13, 2012, 04:45:44 PM
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Title: Re: New Job
Post by: Baloo on January 14, 2012, 01:49:37 AM
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Title: Re: New Job
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