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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Baloo on December 11, 2011, 11:54:23 AM

Title: the mistress
Post by: Baloo on December 11, 2011, 11:54:23 AM
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the shed and  work on the buggy."
Title: Re: the mistress
Post by: Baloo on December 11, 2011, 11:57:28 AM
Title: Re: the mistress
Post by: trans man on December 11, 2011, 03:41:09 PM
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the shed and  work on the buggy."
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: the mistress
Post by: fabr on December 11, 2011, 05:46:48 PM
Fortunately for me I have a wife that doesn't care when/how long I work on the shop stuff. Life is good.
Title: Re: the mistress
Post by: Yummi on December 11, 2011, 06:38:09 PM
Fortunately for me I have a wife that doesn't care when/how long I work on the shop stuff. Life is good.


Fortunately for me I have a wife that doesn't care if I have a mistress.  Life is REAL good. 































 rofl
Title: Re: the mistress
Post by: fabr on December 11, 2011, 06:41:23 PM
Hmmmmm I'll be there in a couple weeks. Got any extras????? LOL!!!!
Title: Re: the mistress
Post by: Yummi on December 12, 2011, 12:47:54 PM
Hmmmmm I'll be there in a couple weeks. Got any extras????? LOL!!!!

did you not see this little dude?   rofl

That should have negated everything I said before. 
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