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General Discussion => Group Gatherings/Special Events => Topic started by: SPEC on November 06, 2008, 11:03:11 AM
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I would just like to invite all the sniveling sniveler's
To speak clearly into the microphone...( I like lots of capitol T's) if you get my drift...
Or you can call in you sniveling at 1-800 eat shit
This is just a worthless thread ;D 8: 8:
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BUT IT'S GONNA BE FUN
This will make mastefabr snivel
Prolly the crawdads too ;D
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Save us fabr save us...
As the mean little gimp Spec tosses theyre little tastey asses in to the pot of boiling water
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This made me snivel last summer
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Nasty ass bottom feeders! YUK!!!!
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HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
See I got one already
HE HE HE HE
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Nasty ass bottom feeders! YUK!!!!
Why you bash attorney's like that?
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Jaaayzuuus!!!
Your crawdads look just like our Aussie Yabbies!
Damn! Aint that sumfin?
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MMMMMMMM BBEEEEERRRRRR AND YUMMMY YUMMMIES
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Holy shit them fuukers are HUUUUUGE
At least twice the size they grow up here :-[
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That looks like a bucket of huge bugs!!! Do they taste like crab or lobster? :P
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They do look pretty nasty... Never had them, but I'll stick to the freshwater fish.
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Up here we call them freshwater lobsters...They taste like lobster but are the size of shrimp...I have converted many...many sqeemish snivelers to dad loving chow hounds...MY nabe HATES FISH ...I got him to try a dad last time I had some fresh....That sucker ate the whole plate of them...2 days later he went out daden' with me...
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...2 days later he went out daden' with me...
Only because you forced him to after he ate the whole plate....
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OK YOU GOT ME ;D
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This next one will make the masterbaiter snivel some and the rest of you laff yer asses off ;D
I got this buddy from Georgia...Born and raised...He'd never been out of the state..He;s got such a heavy accent, I've known him for 4 years and still go ...Huh what did you say...Right after he moved here we were at cabella's, Looking at fishing poles...(the land of 10,000 lakes) fishing here is big...We were walking thru- the ICE fishing section...Nick was an Isle over so he yells to me HOT DAYMM YOU GUUYS EVEN GOT FYISHINPOWLES FOR MYDGITS...I WAS LAFFIN SO HARD I WAS ON THE FLOOR CRYING...
The guy behind the counter was hiding and peeing his pants...
Poor Nick who had never seen snow, and had obviously never been on a frozen lake, Had no clue to what was so funny...Next thing Nick says isweyll shiut only aye myuggett could uuse a powel thayut dayumm showert...By this time the whole fishing section is laffin they're asses off...I'mm still on the floor about to pee my pants...So we got our stuff...and were checking out... the little hottie behind the register asks Nick...So do you do much ICE fishing in Georgia???...Nick...DAYUMMM SHORT-ASS MYUDGIUTT FISHIN POWELS
YOU YANKEES ARE PULLIN MUY LEG....The whole line was about in tears...I had cramps in my ribcage by this time...We didn't get that sorted out until it was time to go ICE fishin...then he understood and was a fan....But fuukenA was it funny...Nick was up to visit last summer, and inspired these pix to make Masterbaiter snivel and drool alittle
MMMM Biscuts and gravy...
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Nick,
if your reading this It's cuz I haven't called your mamma and told that you said hers tasted like shit compared to mine ;D ;D
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I'm pretty sure Nick won't be reading this unless they got electricity and internet in his part of georgia 8)
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Thanks for the story - that was a good way to start the day.
So a question from a desert rat on this whole frozen fish thing - how do you know where to leave your hut? Is it "tradition?" A permit process? First one on? I mean are there unwritten rules as to where you can sit on a frozen lake? Do some of the huts have flotation devices ie: house boat pontoons, in case of sudden thaw? Are you required to have life vests as technically you are "on the water?" Where does one shit on a frozen lake? Do you stay the night?
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You shit in the hole in the ice.In the spring you come back ,catch the "dads" that are feeding on your turds,then you cook and eat the little shit eaters. YUK!!!!!!!
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HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
Actually, dads eat fish...They prefer them alive but will scavenge on dead fish...as all fish will ;D
Yummie, They really don't want you to take a dump or a pee on the ICE...alot of guys have porto-potties in they're shacks...I just bring a jug to pee in... I can't find the old ice pix so I'll have to take some new ones...
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Where you fish on the ICE is sort of a hit or miss ...In the old days you drilled a shit load of holes and fished where you were catching them these days guys got under water camera and sonar and shit...me I just tool around till I see some one to fish with and join in the fun...
Back in my old days it was just a shack on the ice to warm up,drink beer and off to see who could do the stoopidest stuff on their sled...IE... crash and burn
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I don't eat scavengers. Period. I was just kiddin' about shitting in the icehole. You just boil the little critters and eat them or do you season them up?
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I keep them for a day or 2 in the wheel barrow so they clean out,,,The I start a pot o'water with fresh onions,garlic and about a cup of my special spices...when the water is on a full boil, I toss them in one at a time...I think it's more humain that way ::) ...When they turn bright red they're done...Crack em' open dunk in Specs special butter concoction...and chow down ;D
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I keep them for a day or 2 in the wheel barrow so they clean out,,,The I start a pot o'water with fresh onions,garlic and about a cup of my special spices...when the water is on a full boil, I toss them in one at a time...I think it's more humain that way ::) ...When they turn bright red they're done...Crack em' open dunk in Specs special butter concoction...and chow down ;D
That's my point! You could season a turd and it'd be good too!!!!
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so when you coming up for seasoned turds???
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Ugh, you guys suck.
Yabbies (dads).
break off the claws and the tail. Grab the centre fin of the tail and twist it. It pulls the shxt tube out.
Crack the claws and the tails and soak in garlic and chilli and olive oil for 2 days (no longer, no shorter).
Stir fry and eat until you are sick......
What more could you want. Oh, you put them in the freezer afore you start tuggin on their bits, apparently more humane (why isnt that dad/yabbymane?)
Got some more on the weekend before last.....
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Between you and spec I don't know who's the sickest. YUK! ;D
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Artie
That sounds good, I'll have to try that come late next spring...They're all hibernating now...But I do got a bag of cooked ones in the freezer...C'mon up Fabr ;D
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I finally got some pix of my antique portable ice house...The last pix for me for awhile...I dropped the camera...it no longer works...
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Hey that's cool. Brings back a lot of memories. I used to live on a lake and was really into Pike spearing. I had a wood shanty that I hauled out each year with the snowmobile. Until one morning I headed out to find it was gone. High winds with warm temps had taken it a half mile up the lake where it exploded on the north shore. I went portable after that.
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Rick
Ya been there done that,
A buddy of mine had a 8 x 20 do the same thing....His hit an island, wasn't much left of it...On an up note it made a hell of a bonfire in the spring for the Ice out party ;D
We used to have a competition...Who was going to be the 1st to waterski in the spring...I remember skiing around some chunks of ice in the day. BBBRRRRRR the DUMB ASS SHIT you do as a kid...
I like this one cuz it's got the fiberglass tub, so you can toss all the gear in it and still pull by hand (well I can't anymore)But I have gone for a couple of rides across the lake using ONLY WIND POWER ;D
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Hey, Let me throw out a new idea here...... I am sure no one has thought of it.
USE STAKES
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Eating dads ruins their ability to think! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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BWAAAA HA HA HA HA AAAAH HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE ....BWAAA HA HA HA H AHA HAHAHAHAHAH
Fabr's a funny guy.....
But looks aren't everything
tee hhheeee...
Actually engineer...
You can't drive stakes easily into the ICE ;D
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THere's that dad thinking again.Drill the holes for the stakes? I KNOW you guys got ice drills!
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Ya....if you got a 6'' yo 10'' wide stake to put in it :'(
SILLY FOOKER DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS
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Smaller spec smaller! LOL!! Ya know-1". You been eating dads today?
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I got a 1" masonary bit about 14" long. Set the drill on hammer, be all the way down in 30 seconds. Angle the hole toward the hut at the bottom, so if the hole melts out a bit the stake won't pop out.
Just Kansas Common Sense........ Just like the sense to leave them dad's in the creek........ :P :P :P
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HE HE HE
Kansas common sence.....
Where do I start...
ISN'T KANSAS THE SHOW ME STATE
Whaddya want me to show you?
Leave them dad's in the creek...A man's gotta eat ;D
Funny...I used to catch them and use as bait to nail the whopper Bass,Northern,muskies, and walleye's till I was down south where BUG is and a guy I was fishin with...Asked Whut thee heyll ur yew doooin...Theyms suum gooood eatin dayds royte theyyr...
I was discusted, good old souther hospitality, dude told me if I brought the dads over his wife would cook them up.....I BEEN HOOKED EVER SINCE
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I have to admit Arties "Pull the shit tube out" idea helps just a little......
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Gotta pull the shit tube on shrimp too ::)
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Missouri is the show me state. Please don't SHOW ME MORE DADS! lol!!
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crawdads are one of the tastiest things ever!!!!! i have been eating them since i was like 10.. now you can buy them already cooked and seasoned at walmart. we have caught alot that look like arties, out the lakes around here. i usually use mine in my seafood gumbo. if only you nay sayers would try them. they are like little lobsters. the claw meat in the big daddies is awesome!!!! and i have never had one that tastes like shit or mud or whatever else...
a real good way to catch alot of them easily, is to take a mesh onion bag, and put some meat scraps in it.. the dads get their claws stuck in the mesh..
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if only you nay sayers would try them.
Not gonna happen. Like genital warts, don't need to try them to know they ain't for me.
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UUUUUUGGGH
genital warts and good food on the same page.....
I gotta DAD pic that will make us all cringe
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Ther dad is the one in the middle...I'm the one growing the pot belly
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Not gonna happen. Like genital warts, don't need to try them to know they ain't for me.
AMEN BROTHA!!! AMEN!!!!!!
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UUUUUUGGGH
genital warts and good food on the same page.....
I gotta DAD pic that will make us all cringe
Bwahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! Drug that one out again,huh???
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ANd there's Mrs.Beads in the background in her flattering" GEE,It's cold as a well diggers ass out here" attire.LOL!!!!!
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Where was that taken? Do you come clear down to LS Spec?
Another question for you guys in the know. Is there more than one LS. I thought I had heard of a place in Oregon or Washington referred to as LS. I just wanted to know if it needed clarified which LS was being refered to.
Need to start a thread on riding spots.
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LS,OK. and LS.utah. That was at Syracuse sand dunes. Spec loves the place.Right spec? :m :m bb: bb: :t :t :t :t mm: mm:
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You guys said pony tail not PONY MULLET. ;D Old balls and looooooooooooose skin huh master Flabber ;D :m :m :m :m :m
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Who's in that pic???????????????????????? I see the hottie, but I thought Fabr was like 53 not 453. ;D :s :s :s :u :u 8: 8: 3: 3: ff: hh: jj: (ks) (ks) (ks) dd: dd: dd: dd: dd: dd: dd: dd: dd:
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Hey Flabber want to trade some wife pics for buggy parts? ;D
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so im guessing that thats fabr in the yellow shirt huh?
mmm.... looks a little like Willie Nelson.... can you sing mastr????
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Engineer,
Yup... LS. Okyhomo...Where they put Barb's jammies on their sheep ;D
SyraHOLE KS. too won't be going back to syraHOLE...
I'll be starting a thread soon for a project that will let me come down and visit as often as time allows...no worries about gas prices ;D
Fabr,
you know the answers to all your question ;D...Mrs. Fabr...Hottie and a sweetheart
EFFEN SYRAHOLE SUCKS
Artie,
Yup, you should have seen that shirt in person...every time I looked a Fabr I had to put my sunglasses on to save my retna's from being burned out 8) ;D :D ::) ;D
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That SOB is BRIGHT.Special shirt for the track workers at Kansas Speedway.
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Syrahole KS eh? There is some sand in Kansas that I don't know about...... It's at Syracuse KS? That is just as far as LS for me, and Fabr to. How did you end up there?
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That my freind is a long sorted story 9:
here's the thread that will explain it all
http://dtsfab.com/index/index.php?topic=325.0 (http://dtsfab.com/index/index.php?topic=325.0)
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It's a good read and lots of pix to keep ya entertained
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Syrahole KS eh? There is some sand in Kansas that I don't know about...... It's at Syracuse KS? That is just as far as LS for me, and Fabr to. How did you end up there?
I don't recall but I think it's closer to 7 hours for me.Not worth the drive for sure!!!
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I liked the write up..... I forgot reading it before. Seriously, If you forget about the Bad food and Roach Motel, it looked like there were some dunes......
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NOPE,sand piles not dunes. Seriously ,without getting carried away the "dunes" are pretty much non-existant. There was one larger pile but that was at one corner and from my understanding is now closed due to migrating sand that is now not controlled by the sagebrush overgrowth. About 1/2 of the place is flat and sagebrush covered. Another 30'I think it is is also closed around the perimetar of the dunes also.All in all it's a pretty disappointing drive.LS ,Ok is far ,far better. Now if you want DESERT type terrain then you'll likely like Syracuse. Total acerage is larger at LS also. I'm not wasting my time going back to Syracuse unless I need to test out a desert setup.
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AMEN BROTHA