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General Discussion => JOKES Central => Topic started by: Nutz4sand on May 12, 2011, 10:26:31 AM

Title: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: Nutz4sand on May 12, 2011, 10:26:31 AM: http://muskegon.craigslist.org/wan/2376734494.html (http://muskegon.craigslist.org/wan/2376734494.html)

In case it gets deleted I cut and pasted it here below...

Leaving in the Rapture May 21? (Muskegon)

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Date: 2011-05-12, 11:26AM EDT
Reply to: sale-nsmqb-2376734494@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Will you be attending the rapture this May 21st? While I am hoping for the best, I am fairly confident I will be left behind. I am looking for the faithful to donate to me their worldly possessions (cars, electronics, food, ect) as you will have little use for them once you get "called up". I will reply to serious email inquiries only. Please put "rapture" in the subject line.

Location: Muskegon
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: fabr on May 12, 2011, 10:45:06 AM: There's so many holy rollers around here I'd be a billionaire.
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: Carlriddle on May 12, 2011, 10:56:22 AM: Whats up with the 21st? I didnt get the memo, crap, does that mean I'm out>
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: fabr on May 12, 2011, 10:57:33 AM: You're gonna be in LS. How much rapture can you stand?
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: Carlriddle on May 12, 2011, 11:12:46 AM: We'll be safe there.
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: Nutz4sand on May 12, 2011, 11:44:28 AM: Some kook (who has been wrong twice before) has found new secret math in the bible that shows the world is gonna hit rapture for all the goody-two shoes on May21st of THIS MONTH.

The guy even looks like a kook. (Pic below)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=&bih=&q=may+21st+end+of+the+world
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: Carlriddle on May 12, 2011, 01:37:49 PM: So, if you DO believe in the Bible and God you have nothing to fear.

And if you DON'T believe in the Bible and God you have nothing to fear.
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: fabr on May 12, 2011, 01:43:52 PM: Pretty well sums it up ,huh.
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: Baja Rick on May 12, 2011, 02:13:42 PM: Maybe he did the Math wrong, and it's just him who's getting the call dd:
Title: Re: LOL wish I had thought of this! Maybe you can still do it in YOUR area!
Post by: trans man on May 14, 2011, 05:29:08 PM: Quote from: Baja Rick on May 12, 2011, 02:13:42 PM
Maybe he did the Math wrong, and it's just him who's getting the call dd:
LOL rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl