Player gets a bad call from the ump/ref, naturally he's upset cause this was the big game. He slowly wanders up to the ump/ref and asks... "sir, I cant call you a bastxxd can I?" to which the ump/ref replys with a smile.."well, no son you cant call me a bastxxd" .... the player stands there and thinks things over for a bit, all the while the ump/ref is eyeing him curiously.
The player then asks .."but sir, I can think you are a bastxxd cant I?" to which the ump/ref, now a little more than amused replies "I guess you can think whatever you like son"
The player smiles broadly and then says ... "Well sir, I think you are a bastxxd!"
